Author Topic: ~ Woody Allen Quotes ~  (Read 4028 times)

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2015, 05:51:37 PM »
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2015, 05:52:01 PM »
The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever.

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« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2015, 05:52:24 PM »
I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

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« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2015, 05:52:52 PM »
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather on his deathbed sold me this watch.

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« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2015, 05:53:19 PM »
On the plus side death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #35 on: December 29, 2015, 05:53:44 PM »
If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #36 on: December 29, 2015, 05:54:10 PM »
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #37 on: December 29, 2015, 05:54:32 PM »
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2015, 05:55:05 PM »
I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect but I still love him.

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #39 on: December 29, 2015, 05:55:32 PM »
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2015, 05:55:54 PM »
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to a hundred.

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2015, 05:56:17 PM »
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have.

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« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2015, 05:56:44 PM »
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2015, 05:57:09 PM »
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #44 on: December 29, 2015, 05:57:32 PM »
Some guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him 'Be fruitful and multiply.' But not in those words.