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Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2015, 08:33:54 PM »
My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.
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« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2015, 08:34:23 PM »
My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.
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« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2015, 08:34:51 PM »
When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.
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« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2015, 08:35:19 PM »
A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't want to waste a minute of your life.
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« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2015, 08:35:56 PM »
They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?
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« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2015, 08:36:32 PM »
I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths?
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« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2015, 08:38:58 PM »
I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow.
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