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~ Wendy Morgan Quotes ~
« on: November 27, 2015, 07:45:10 PM »
Wendy Morgan Quotes


A former Deputy in the States of Guernsey, the parliament of the Bailiwick of Guernsey in the Channel Islands.
Wendy Morgan is a former Deputy in the States of Guernsey, the parliament of the Bailiwick of Guernsey in the Channel Islands.

Here are some famous quotes by Wendy Morgan.




Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.
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Re: ~ Welsh Proverb Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2015, 07:45:57 PM »
He's always been known to be entrepenurious.
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Re: ~ Welsh Proverb Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2015, 07:46:36 PM »
I was chosen to speak today based on my senility.
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Re: ~ Welsh Proverb Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2015, 07:47:03 PM »
I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.
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Re: ~ Wendy Morgan Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2015, 08:27:34 PM »
I don't want to be patronizing . . . that means 'talking down.'
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2015, 08:29:30 PM »
A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2015, 08:29:55 PM »
I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2015, 08:30:26 PM »
He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2015, 08:30:52 PM »
My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes.
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2015, 08:31:19 PM »
My husband yells comments like 'How long till you're ready? Throw out a date.'
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2015, 08:31:47 PM »
If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2015, 08:32:14 PM »
He is so aware of being politically correct he refers to a taco as Hispanic food.
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2015, 08:32:38 PM »
If there's a God why are there such things as famine and The Jerry Springer Show.
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2015, 08:33:03 PM »
I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.
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Re: ~ Wendy Morgan Quotes ~
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2015, 08:33:29 PM »
As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score I'm the loser.
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