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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2011, 04:01:00 AM »
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
 He is the one who erases the notes from
 the book when the teacher erases the board
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2011, 04:01:28 AM »
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
 I suppose this horrible looking thing is
 what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2011, 04:01:49 AM »
Sardar's wish : when i die,
 I wanna die like my grandpa
 who died peacefully in his sleep
 not screaming
 like all the passengers in the
 car he was driving..
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #63 on: December 31, 2011, 04:02:28 AM »
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
 Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
 Angry Sardar:
 "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 2011, 04:02:48 AM »
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
 after BLOOD TEST.
 THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
 NURSE:y r u DANCING.
 SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2011, 04:03:07 AM »
Sardar told his servant:
 Go and water the plants. Servant
 its already raining. Sardar: So what?
 Take an umbrella and go.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2011, 04:03:28 AM »
Teacher: "I killed a person"
 convert this sentence into future tense.
 Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2011, 04:03:48 AM »
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
 Two seconds later a report came
 to his phone and he started dancing.
 The report said, "DELIVERED".
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #68 on: December 31, 2011, 04:04:13 AM »
Sardar proposed a girl......
 Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
 Sardar said Oye no problem
 soniye I'll marry u next year.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #69 on: December 31, 2011, 04:04:59 AM »
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
 Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
 sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #70 on: December 31, 2011, 04:05:19 AM »
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
 "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
 Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #71 on: December 31, 2011, 04:05:42 AM »
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
 Do you want to see any one before you die?
 Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #72 on: December 31, 2011, 04:06:01 AM »
Sardar was busy removing
 a wheel from his auto.
 A man asks sardar why are
 you removing a wheel from your auto.
 sardar : Cant you read the board.
 Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #73 on: December 31, 2011, 04:06:25 AM »
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
 Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
 Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #74 on: December 31, 2011, 04:07:03 AM »
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
 Sardar;nov 28.
 Interviewer;which year?
 Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
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