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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2011, 03:53:21 AM »
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
 Guess why?
 because somebody had told him that
 it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2011, 03:54:11 AM »
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
 go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
 was not allowed.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2011, 03:54:32 AM »
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
 the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
 might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2011, 03:54:56 AM »
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
 pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
 truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #49 on: December 31, 2011, 03:55:19 AM »
Sardar's Leave application

Dear Sir,
 My wife is ill.
 As there is no other Husband
 in the family to look after her,
 Kindly grant me leave for one day.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #50 on: December 31, 2011, 03:55:39 AM »
Interviewer asked sardarji:
 Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #51 on: December 31, 2011, 03:55:58 AM »
A sardarji went to a
 STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
 slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
 "Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #52 on: December 31, 2011, 03:56:21 AM »
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
 one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.
 I've got another pair of the same at home.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #53 on: December 31, 2011, 03:56:42 AM »
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
 Guess why?
 because somebody had told him that
 it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #54 on: December 31, 2011, 03:58:43 AM »
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
 to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
 Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2011, 03:59:03 AM »
Sardarji opens his lunch box
 in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
 to or coming back from the office
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #56 on: December 31, 2011, 03:59:25 AM »
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
 When a person asked what he was doing....
 He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #57 on: December 31, 2011, 04:00:01 AM »
A Teacher lecturing on population -
 In India after Every 10 sec a
 woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
 we must find & stop her!.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2011, 04:00:22 AM »
Sardar-
 why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
 why r others running?
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Sardar SMS
« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2011, 04:00:41 AM »
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
 Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
 &
 comes to a conclusion:
 I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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