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~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
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Rita Rudner Quotes
An American comedienne, writer and actress.
Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedienne, writer and actress.
Here are some famous quotes by Rita Rudner.
Men in high levels of government seldom surf.
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Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
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Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
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If you like easygoing monogamous men stay away from billionaires.
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I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
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Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
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Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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