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~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« on: August 21, 2015, 02:01:58 PM »
Rita Rudner Quotes


An American comedienne, writer and actress.
Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedienne, writer and actress.

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Men in high levels of government seldom surf.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2015, 02:02:35 PM »
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2015, 02:03:10 PM »
Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2015, 02:03:40 PM »
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2015, 02:04:09 PM »
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2015, 02:04:37 PM »
If you like easygoing monogamous men stay away from billionaires.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2015, 02:05:10 PM »
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2015, 02:05:42 PM »
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2015, 02:06:12 PM »
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2015, 02:06:39 PM »
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2015, 02:07:16 PM »
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2015, 02:07:43 PM »
Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2015, 02:08:15 PM »
All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2015, 02:10:34 PM »
Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
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Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2015, 02:11:02 PM »
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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