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~ Ogden Nash Quotes ~
« on: July 03, 2015, 11:07:30 AM »
Ogden Nash Quotes


An American poet well known for his light verse.
Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse. At the time of his death in 1971, the New York Times said his "droll verse with its unconventional rhymes made him the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry".

Here are some famous quotes by  Ogden Nash.




Parsely is gharsley.

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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2015, 11:09:45 AM »
Purity is obscurity.

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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2015, 11:11:50 AM »
If called by a panther Don't anther.

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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2015, 11:14:24 AM »
In the world of mules there are no rules.

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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2015, 11:17:01 AM »
Here's a good rule of thumb Too clever is dumb.

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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2015, 11:19:44 AM »
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2015, 11:22:35 AM »
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2015, 11:25:06 AM »
Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.

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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2015, 11:28:17 AM »
You are only young once but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2015, 11:31:09 AM »
Progress might have been all right once but it's gone on too long.

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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2015, 11:38:02 AM »
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2015, 11:41:28 AM »
One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.

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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2015, 11:45:26 AM »
Poets aren't very useful because they aren't consumeful or very produceful.

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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2015, 11:49:36 AM »
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2015, 11:53:57 AM »
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
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