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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Ogden Nash Quotes ~
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2015, 01:17:14 PM »
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2015, 01:25:07 PM »
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.
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« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2015, 01:30:24 PM »
Here lies my past Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids I wouldn't have missed it.
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« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2015, 01:33:43 PM »
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends.
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« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2015, 01:37:10 PM »
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2015, 01:41:22 PM »
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2015, 01:45:13 PM »
Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2015, 01:49:39 PM »
Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2015, 01:53:50 PM »
Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.
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« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2015, 01:57:25 PM »
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
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« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2015, 02:03:41 PM »
There are people who are very resourceful At being remorseful And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends Is to do something terrible and then make amends.
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