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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
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MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters
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CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present
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COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece
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TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!
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CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read
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SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!
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OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life
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YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth
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EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes
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DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip
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OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
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MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!
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FATHER:
A banker
Provided by
Nature
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BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early
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