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Offline MysteRy

~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« on: April 30, 2015, 08:07:37 PM »
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2015, 08:07:59 PM »
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2015, 08:08:37 PM »
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2015, 08:08:59 PM »
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2015, 08:09:21 PM »
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2015, 08:09:48 PM »
CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2015, 08:10:10 PM »
SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2015, 08:10:31 PM »
OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2015, 08:11:12 PM »
YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2015, 08:11:43 PM »
EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2015, 08:12:06 PM »
DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2015, 08:12:51 PM »
OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2015, 08:13:15 PM »
MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2015, 08:13:39 PM »
FATHER:
A banker
Provided by
Nature

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2015, 08:14:05 PM »
BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early