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Re: ~ Henny Youngman Quotes ~
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2014, 11:48:59 AM »
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
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Re: ~ Henny Youngman Quotes ~
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2014, 11:49:20 AM »
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love a little affection a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house that's what it means.
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