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~ George Carlin Quotes ~
« on: August 03, 2014, 10:57:50 AM »
George Carlin Quotes


An American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.

Here are some famous quotes by George Carlin.




Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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Re: ~ George Carlin Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2014, 10:58:23 AM »
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2014, 10:58:56 AM »
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2014, 10:59:27 AM »
In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2014, 10:59:54 AM »
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2014, 11:00:22 AM »
As a matter of principle I never attend the first annual anything.
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2014, 11:01:00 AM »
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2014, 11:01:29 AM »
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2014, 11:01:56 AM »
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Re: ~ George Carlin Quotes ~
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2014, 11:02:33 AM »
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2014, 11:03:01 AM »
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
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Re: ~ George Carlin Quotes ~
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2014, 11:03:29 AM »
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction.
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Re: ~ George Carlin Quotes ~
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2014, 11:04:07 AM »
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2014, 11:04:41 AM »
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
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Re: ~ George Carlin Quotes ~
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2014, 11:05:13 AM »
Honesty may be the best policy but it's important to remember that apparently by elimination dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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