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~ George Carlin Quotes ~
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George Carlin Quotes
An American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
Here are some famous quotes by George Carlin.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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As a matter of principle I never attend the first annual anything.
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
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Honesty may be the best policy but it's important to remember that apparently by elimination dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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