Author Topic: ~ Ambrose Bierce Quotes ~  (Read 6857 times)

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Ambrose Bierce Quotes ~
« Reply #30 on: November 19, 2013, 09:38:20 AM »
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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« Reply #31 on: November 19, 2013, 09:38:46 AM »
Ocean: A body of water occupying 2/3 of a world made for man...who has no gills.

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Re: ~ Ambrose Bierce Quotes ~
« Reply #32 on: November 19, 2013, 09:39:14 AM »
Abstainer: a weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

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« Reply #33 on: November 19, 2013, 09:39:45 AM »
Platonic Love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

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« Reply #34 on: November 19, 2013, 09:40:15 AM »
Peace: in international affairs a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.

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« Reply #35 on: November 19, 2013, 09:40:45 AM »
A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

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« Reply #36 on: November 19, 2013, 09:41:12 AM »
The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.

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« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2013, 09:41:42 AM »
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

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« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2013, 09:42:14 AM »
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

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« Reply #39 on: November 19, 2013, 09:42:43 AM »
Commendation n: the tribute that we pay to achievements that resemble but do not equal our own.

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« Reply #40 on: November 19, 2013, 09:43:10 AM »
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

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« Reply #41 on: November 19, 2013, 09:43:41 AM »
Acquaintance n: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well enough to lend to.

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« Reply #42 on: November 19, 2013, 09:44:08 AM »
Painting n: the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.

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« Reply #43 on: November 19, 2013, 09:44:38 AM »
Heathen n. A beknighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.

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« Reply #44 on: November 19, 2013, 09:45:05 AM »
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.