~ Witty Answers ~

[MysteRy]

Customer  : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter    : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

[MysteRy]

Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter    : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

[MysteRy]

Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter    : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

[MysteRy]

Customer  : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
 
Waiter    : Funny?  But then why aren't you laughing?

[MysteRy]

Lady              : Is this my train?

Station Master    : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady              : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master    : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

[MysteRy]

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."

The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."

[MysteRy]

Girl    : Do you love me?

Boy     : Yes Dear.

Girl    : Would you die for me?

Boy     : No, mine is undying love.