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~ Creative way to lose weight......(Humor) ~
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July 05, 2012, 08:38:09 PM »
Creative way to lose weight......(Humor)
One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM sees an ad for a new gym
guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the
first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead
him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and
ladders and tell him to wait a minute.
He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and
out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying
" If you catch me, I'm yours."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.
Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down
the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's
about to catch the blonder, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes
the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure
enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think.
"God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."
So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door
when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.
"If I catch you, you're mine ."
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Re: ~ Creative way to lose weight......(Humor) ~
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July 06, 2012, 04:41:09 AM »
Utchamaaana NAGAICHUVAI UNARVU ( sense of Humour) unakku MYSTY ....
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July 06, 2012, 07:55:37 AM »
Everyone Has That Mr Pullavar !!
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July 06, 2012, 03:31:23 PM »
VERUM OPPUKKU KOODA OPPUKOLLAMAATEIN UN KARUTHTHAI .....
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Re: ~ Creative way to lose weight......(Humor) ~
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July 06, 2012, 04:05:21 PM »
Its Just My Opinion Towards What U say
Whether U Agree Or Not
Doesn't Matter !!
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July 06, 2012, 04:36:17 PM »
karuththukkal verupaduvadhu saththiyamaai saathiyamey !
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Yeah Correct !!
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