~ WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN ~

[MysteRy]

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN


HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face likeyours.  

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. 

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend. 

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE:Okay, get out. 

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving? 

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. 

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? 

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you. 

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. 

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.