Author Topic: ~ Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes ~  (Read 3460 times)

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes ~
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2017, 09:02:31 PM »
[highlight-text]According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.

Anonymous

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes ~
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2017, 09:03:50 PM »
[highlight-text]Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

Elmer Pasta

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes ~
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2017, 09:04:35 PM »
[highlight-text]Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is however a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

Winston Churchill

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes ~
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2017, 09:05:45 PM »
[highlight-text]I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Dean Martin

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes ~
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2017, 09:06:39 PM »
[highlight-text]When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Bernie Mac

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes ~
« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2017, 09:07:10 PM »
[highlight-text]I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They're dying of course but they look terrific.

Bill Cosby