Author Topic: ~ Eat, Drink, and Be Merry Quotes ~ (Read 3651 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:52:03 PM »

[highlight-text]Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:52:38 PM »

[highlight-text]I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

Mark Twain

MysteRy · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:53:12 PM »

[highlight-text]For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

Elmer Pasta

MysteRy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:53:48 PM »

[highlight-text]Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:54:42 PM »

[highlight-text]I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Oscar Levant

MysteRy · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:55:15 PM »

[highlight-text]Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:56:50 PM »

[highlight-text]It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

W. C. Fields

MysteRy · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:57:29 PM »

[highlight-text]I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good.

Michael Meehan

MysteRy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:58:05 PM »

[highlight-text]An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.

Alvan L. Barach

MysteRy · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:58:37 PM »

[highlight-text]I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

Wendy Morgan

MysteRy · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:59:12 PM »

[highlight-text]What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.

Mitch Hedberg

MysteRy · « **Reply #26 on:** March 30, 2017, 08:59:50 PM »

[highlight-text]Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields

MysteRy · « **Reply #27 on:** March 30, 2017, 09:00:26 PM »

[highlight-text]I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

W. C. Fields

MysteRy · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2017, 09:01:04 PM »

[highlight-text]I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.

Anonymous

MysteRy · « **Reply #29 on:** March 30, 2017, 09:01:56 PM »

[highlight-text]I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

W. C. Fields

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