~ Divorce Quotes ~

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Divorce Quotes


Famous Divorce quotes by popular authors such as Zsa Zsa Gabor, Helen Rowland, Gloria Swanson, Cary Grant, Robert Byrne and others.

[highlight-text]Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Cary Grant

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[highlight-text]Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Anonymous

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[highlight-text]I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Will Rogers

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[highlight-text]I'm a great housekeeper: I get divorced I keep the house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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[highlight-text]Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest.

Helen Rowland

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[highlight-text]My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.

Anonymous

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[highlight-text]He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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[highlight-text]I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.

Roseanne Barr

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[highlight-text]One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

Robert Byrne

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[highlight-text]A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it but there's less of you.

Margaret Atwood

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[highlight-text]I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won't.

Anonymous

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[highlight-text]I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.

Gloria Swanson

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[highlight-text]Ah yes divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Robin Williams

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[highlight-text]Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5 000 Gideon Bibles.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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[highlight-text]Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Zsa Zsa Gabor