~ Crime Quotes ~

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Crime Quotes


Famous Crime quotes by popular authors such as Mitch Hedberg, Juvenal, Abraham Tucker, Oscar Wilde and others.

[highlight-text]One crime is everything; two nothing.

Madame Dorothee Deluzy

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[highlight-text]Whoever profits by the crime is guilty of it.

French Proverb

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[highlight-text]Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.

Henry Thomas Buckle

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[highlight-text]It is not the thief who is hanged but one who was caught stealing.

Czech Proverb

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[highlight-text]We enact many laws that manufacture criminals and then a few that punish them.

Abraham Tucker

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[highlight-text]I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time.

Mitch Hedberg

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[highlight-text]Many commit the same crimes with a very different result. One bears a cross for his crime; another a crown.

Juvenal

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[highlight-text]Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would sorry, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.'

Mitch Hedberg

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[highlight-text]Yet each man kills the thing he loves By each let this be heard Some do it with a bitter look Some with a flattering word The coward does it with a kiss The brave man with a sword.

Oscar Wilde