~ YOUR PLACE OR MINE ~

[MysteRy]

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

 



Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."



         

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."



     

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."


 
 

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


 
 

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter."


 
         

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."


 
         

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."



 

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
 


 

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?