Author Topic: ~ Car Quotes ~  (Read 3461 times)

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Car Quotes ~
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2016, 12:15:14 AM »
[highlight-text]The automobile engine will come and then I will consider my life's work complete.

Rudolf Diesel

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2016, 12:15:58 AM »
[highlight-text]My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Tim Allen

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2016, 12:19:00 AM »
[highlight-text]Not having to own a car has made me realize what a waste of time the automobile is.

Diane Johnson

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2016, 12:25:39 AM »
[highlight-text]When it comes to cars only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

Russell Baker

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2016, 12:26:22 AM »
[highlight-text]Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

E. Joseph Cossman

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2016, 12:27:02 AM »
[highlight-text]More books more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works.

Brock Yates

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2016, 12:28:27 AM »
[highlight-text]Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Dave Barry

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2016, 12:33:09 AM »
[highlight-text]It's a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.

Dale Earnhardt

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2016, 12:34:14 AM »
[highlight-text]When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win second or third place is not enough.

Ayrton Senna

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2016, 12:34:48 AM »
[highlight-text]Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

Erma Bombeck

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2016, 12:35:21 AM »
[highlight-text]I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.

Valentino Rossi

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2016, 12:35:54 AM »
[highlight-text]Well I always had a chauffer because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

Bud Abbott

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2016, 12:36:31 AM »
[highlight-text]I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

Steven Wright

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Car Quotes ~
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2016, 12:37:03 AM »
[highlight-text]I liken myself to Henry Ford and the auto industry I give you 90 percent of what most people need.

Adam Osborne

Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2016, 12:38:05 AM »
[highlight-text]If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Doug Larson