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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2016, 08:48:46 AM »
[highlight-text]A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
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« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2016, 08:49:15 AM »
[highlight-text]You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.

Harrison Ford
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« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2016, 08:49:44 AM »
[highlight-text]I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100 000 in one day in a posh boutique.

Celine Dion
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« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2016, 08:50:30 AM »
[highlight-text]I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Steven Wright
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« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2016, 08:51:15 AM »
[highlight-text]I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart like a drawing that a child does.

Victoria Beckham
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« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2016, 08:51:51 AM »
[highlight-text]It is lovely when I forget all birthdays including my own to find that somebody remembers me.

Ellen Glasgow
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« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2016, 08:53:04 AM »
[highlight-text]The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Brian Tracy
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« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2016, 09:03:09 AM »
[highlight-text]I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

Kirstie Alley
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« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2016, 09:05:22 AM »
[highlight-text]When I was little I thought isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.

Gloria Stuart
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« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2016, 09:06:39 AM »
[highlight-text]You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out.'

Jerry Seinfeld
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« Reply #40 on: March 11, 2016, 09:08:50 AM »
[highlight-text]For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Steven Wright
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Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
« Reply #41 on: March 11, 2016, 09:16:57 AM »
[highlight-text]To my surprise my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.

Lionel Blue
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Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
« Reply #42 on: March 11, 2016, 09:17:35 AM »
[highlight-text]The return of my birthday if I remember it fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

Samuel Johnson
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Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2016, 09:19:08 AM »
[highlight-text]This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

Art Buchwald
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Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
« Reply #44 on: March 11, 2016, 09:19:44 AM »
[highlight-text]I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things but you're old enough too.

Liv Tyler
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