Author Topic: ~ Yogi Berra Quotes ~ (Read 2384 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #30 on:** December 31, 2015, 11:39:00 AM »

It was impossible to get a conversation going everybody was talking too much.

MysteRy · « **Reply #31 on:** December 31, 2015, 11:39:39 AM »

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

MysteRy · « **Reply #32 on:** December 31, 2015, 11:40:06 AM »

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise they won't come to yours.

MysteRy · « **Reply #33 on:** December 31, 2015, 11:40:32 AM »

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

MysteRy · « **Reply #34 on:** December 31, 2015, 11:40:59 AM »

You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there.

MysteRy · « **Reply #35 on:** December 31, 2015, 11:41:24 AM »

You give ioo percent in the first half of the game and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left.

MysteRy · « **Reply #36 on:** December 31, 2015, 11:41:51 AM »

You give 100 percent in the first half of the game and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left.

MysteRy · « **Reply #37 on:** December 31, 2015, 11:42:15 AM »

Little League baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house.

MysteRy · « **Reply #38 on:** December 31, 2015, 11:42:41 AM »

When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars: 'I would try to find the person that lost it and if he was poor - I'd give it back.'

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