Author Topic: ~ Will Rogers Quotes ~ (Read 3573 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #15 on:** November 29, 2015, 12:57:14 PM »

If stupidity got us into this mess then why can't it get us out?

MysteRy · « **Reply #16 on:** November 29, 2015, 12:57:36 PM »

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

MysteRy · « **Reply #17 on:** November 29, 2015, 12:57:59 PM »

I'm not a member of any organized political party I'm a Democrat!

MysteRy · « **Reply #18 on:** November 29, 2015, 12:58:21 PM »

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

MysteRy · « **Reply #19 on:** November 29, 2015, 12:58:51 PM »

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

MysteRy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 29, 2015, 12:59:17 PM »

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

MysteRy · « **Reply #21 on:** November 29, 2015, 12:59:42 PM »

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

MysteRy · « **Reply #22 on:** November 29, 2015, 01:00:06 PM »

There's only one thing that can kill the movies and that's education.

MysteRy · « **Reply #23 on:** November 29, 2015, 01:00:28 PM »

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

MysteRy · « **Reply #24 on:** November 29, 2015, 01:00:55 PM »

One revolution is like one cocktail it just gets you organized for the next.

MysteRy · « **Reply #25 on:** November 29, 2015, 01:01:18 PM »

Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.

MysteRy · « **Reply #26 on:** November 29, 2015, 01:01:41 PM »

This thing of being a hero about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

MysteRy · « **Reply #27 on:** November 29, 2015, 01:02:02 PM »

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

MysteRy · « **Reply #28 on:** November 29, 2015, 01:02:24 PM »

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

MysteRy · « **Reply #29 on:** November 29, 2015, 01:02:51 PM »

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

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