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~ Will Rogers Quotes ~
« on: November 29, 2015, 12:50:53 PM »
Will Rogers Quotes


An American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor and one of the best-known celebrities in the 1920s and 1930s.
William Penn Adair Rogers (better known as "Will" Rogers) (November 4, 1879 – August 15, 1935) was an American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor and one of the best-known celebrities in the 1920s and 1930s.

Here are some famous quotes by Will Rogers.




I don't know what humor is.

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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2015, 12:51:17 PM »
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2015, 12:51:40 PM »
AH I know is what I see in the papers.

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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2015, 12:52:04 PM »
A fool and his money are soon elected.

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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2015, 12:52:29 PM »
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.

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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2015, 12:52:56 PM »
So get a few laughs and do the best you can.

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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2015, 12:53:19 PM »
Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2015, 12:53:52 PM »
Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.

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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2015, 12:54:15 PM »
Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.

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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2015, 12:54:42 PM »
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2015, 12:55:08 PM »
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2015, 12:55:35 PM »
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.

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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2015, 12:56:01 PM »
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2015, 12:56:23 PM »
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2015, 12:56:49 PM »
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.