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Offline MysteRy

~ Tom Dreesen Quotes ~
« on: November 11, 2015, 08:12:40 PM »
Tom Dreesen Quotes


An American stand-up comedian.
Tom Dreesen (born September 11, 1942) is an American stand-up comedian.

Here are some famous quotes by Tom Dreesen.




We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway.

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Tom Dreesen Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2015, 08:13:04 PM »
My father told me marijuana would cause me brain damage - because if he caught me doing it he was going to break my head.