~ Steve Martin Quotes ~

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Steve Martin Quotes


An American actor, comedian, writer, playwright, producer, musician and composer.
Stephen Glenn "Steve" Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, writer, playwright, producer, musician and composer.

Here are some famous quotes by Steve Martin.

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

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Boy those French they have a different word for everything!

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Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny but chaos in the midst of order is.

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful natural wholesome things that money can buy.

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Stand-up comedy is transient. History shows that you can stand up for so long; after that you're asked to sit down.

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What I just said is the fundamental end-all final not-subject-to-opinion absolute truth depending on where you're standing.

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You know what your problem is? It's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

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Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.

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Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.

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I wrote a novel this year called Shop Girl and several producers came to me and wanted to turn it into a movie. And I said If you think you're going to take this book and change it around and Hollywoodize it and change the ending...that's going to cost you.'

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Happiness is so hard to define and foolish to define. Am I acting? That's the worst thing you can ask yourself. You can be happy suddenly. It can spring on you not when you reach a plateau. You can be happy going backward or going down. You can be happy at the loss of something.