Friends Teasing SMS Messages

[RemO]

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…
Why should only i suffer!

[RemO]

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

[RemO]

GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind—-hehehehe

[RemO]

This message will refresh ur brain in 5 secs…
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Error!
No brain dedected

[RemO]

Sweet what happened 2 ur mobile?
I was triyng to call u but i got this message:
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey u r triyng to call is on a tree busy sleeping
Plz try later.

[RemO]

=o00o====o00o==
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! ‘( o o ) /
! ‘ (–) /

What are you doing up there? Come down and reply to my message.

[RemO]

Modern…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…

[RemO]

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere…

[RemO]

Hi had ur dinner
Go 2 bed fast
Because something is waiting 4 u
Do u know what is that…?

“Sweet dreams”
Gud nite!

[RemO]

A teacher asked his class to give eg of coincidence.
There was silence for a few seconds.
Then a small boy said “My father and mother were married on the same day.”

[RemO]

Yesterday night when i was thinking of u, one tear rolled out..
I asked that tear why r u out? For that the tear said ..
There is someone so beautiful in your eyes, so there is no place for me.

[RemO]

Enter password 2 touch my heart
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Wait
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Wrong code !
U have touched my legs… Anyway, take my blessings.

[RemO]

I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy.
I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words.
I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.

[RemO]

Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

Pandit 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

[RemO]

You may meet people
Better than me,
Funnier than me,
More beautiful than me,

But one thing i can say to you
I will always be there for you when they all leave you…
To kick you at your back and say
“Better than me, no way”