Friends Teasing SMS Messages

[RemO]

2 robbers went 2 loot a bank without guns, and they looted! How?
Bank Manager was a fool. He told “No problem. I trust U. U can show d Gun Tomorrow.”

[RemO]

Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind,
Give beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes,
So enjoy these beautiful night in beautiful dreams,
In beautiful night in beautiful manners,
So heartily “GOOD NIGHT”

[RemO]

See outside the window,
Sun rising for u, flowers smiling for u,
Birds singing for u, bcoz last night
I told them to wish u a wonderful good morning.

[RemO]

Love is to give, not to take.
Friendship is to make, not to break.

[RemO]

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”

The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

[RemO]

3 Monkeys ran from zoo.
1st found watching TV.
2nd found playing football
And 3rd…
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No yaar, it’s not u…
Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.

[RemO]

Only the open heart receives
“Love”
Only the open mind receives
“Wisdom”
Only the open hand receives
“Gifts”
And…
Only the cute ones receive
“Messages from ME!”

[RemO]

Its monsoon and I’m sure U must be very happy,
U must be feeling like going out,
getting dressed, sing songs, splash water,
And find someone special. Right?
Every frog feels the same!!!!

[RemO]

I want to say some words to u
That start with u…& Ends with u

“Ullu” ha ha ha……….

[RemO]

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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Pray
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Pray
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

[RemO]

When I was born, GOD said “oh no ! cute devil”
When U were born , God said “oh…Great competition”
Who knew that someday these devil’s would become FRIENDS.

[RemO]

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom &
Without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs u after all!

[RemO]

When I was sad
U were there,
When I was crying
U were there,
When I was unhappy
U were there,
Now I have understood ke beta saare fashad ki jarr tum hi ho.

[RemO]

kkk.Kill.Com
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Enter the name whom you want to kill.
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Me?
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Sure?
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If yes, press down…
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Access denied….
Target is already killed by your cute smile…….

[RemO]

Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!