Friends Teasing SMS Messages

[RemO]

Pepsodent se daant saaf karna,
Babul se fresh karna,
Colgate se white karna,
Agar fir bhi fayda na ho to,
Bindas HARPIC use karna.
Good Day!

[RemO]

Heart beat are countless
Spirits r ageless
Dreams r endless
Memories are timeless
And a friend like u is useless
Oops! Sorry yaar, priceless.

[RemO]

Bistar pe makri lage
Tere room me machher phire
Teri razai phate
Puri subha thand lage
Tere sapno me bhoot aye
Agar to mujhe bhool jaye.

[RemO]

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

[RemO]

Chalo sms khelte hain…
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Pehle tum sms karo
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Phir tum sms karo
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Phir se tum sms karo
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Ek baar phir tum sms karo
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Bas ab kal khelain gey

[RemO]

Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.

[RemO]

A study has proved that,
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late,
Dont try 2 change ur finger.
Catch another fool!

[RemO]

If u want success in life then:

Be as sweet as honey,
Be as regular as clock ,
Be as fresh as rose,
Be as soft as tissue,
Be as strong as rock,
Be as sure as death and
Be as smart as me…!

[RemO]

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested Ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we can’t disturb our Boss…

[RemO]

Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn’t start on march and ends on may,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

[RemO]

Give “LAUGH” 2 all
But “SMILE” 2 1
Give “CHEEKS” 2 all
But “LIPS” 2 1
Give “LOVE” 2 all
But “HEART” 2 1
Let Everybody “LOVE”
But U “LOVE” 1

[RemO]

I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.

[RemO]

If you love something set it free.
If it turns back it was meant 4 u .
If it does not bounce back it was never meant to b Ur’s.

[RemO]

Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn’t start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

[RemO]

‘I trust you’ is a better compliment than ‘I love you’
Because you may not always trust the person you love
But you can always love the person you trust.