Friends Teasing SMS Messages

[RemO]

Take a basket of grapes,
Now take the basket in ur hands and look at the mirror,
What will U see?
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LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR

[RemO]

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
Bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho

[RemO]

A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

[RemO]

Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulaj jaya karo,
Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo,
Milneka waqt maat nikalo par,
Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.

[RemO]

If you have picture where you look old, keep them.
In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

[RemO]

U r miles away from me.
Still I’m watching Ur every movement
by 3 different channels:

1. Discovery
2. National Geographic
3. Animal Planet

[RemO]

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

[RemO]

Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye,
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi sochiye,
Aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!

[RemO]

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon

[RemO]

Yaad hum bhi apko karte hain,
Yaad app bhi hume karte hain,
Fark sirf itna hain,
Hum yaad ane pe sms karte hain,
Aur aap sms ane pe yaad karte hain.

[RemO]

Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Jabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”

[RemO]

Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain?
“MOBILE” k bill se darte hain?
To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?

[RemO]

Bewakuf,
Murakh,
Matlabi,
Dhokhebaz,
Chugalkhor,
Besharam,
Jhuthe,
Badtamiz,
Mokaparast,
Pakhandi,

ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

[RemO]

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

[RemO]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Monkeys like u should b kept in da zoo!!
Don’t get angry , U’ll find me there too!
Not in the cage but laughing at u.