Friends Teasing SMS Messages

[RemO]

Why r u so angry with me ?
What happened ?
Why r u not msging me ?
What have i done ?
Only accidentally stepped on ur tail &
U started Bhow ! Bhow ! Bhow !

[RemO]

Pepsodent se daant saaf karna,
Babul se fresh karna,
Colgate se white karna,
Agar fir bhi fayda na ho to,
Bindas HARPIC use karna.
Good Day!

[RemO]

You may meet people,
Better than me,
Funnier than me,
More beautiful than me,
But one thing I can say to you,
I’ll always be there for you
When they all leave you,
To kick you at your back and say
Better than me, no way!

[RemO]

Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.

[RemO]

Chehre pe aapke gajab ki ismael hai
“Suna hai aapke pas mobile hai”
Aur usme SMS ki moti file hai
“Phir bhi SMS nahi karte yeh kaun si istail hai”?

[RemO]

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

[RemO]

Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera,
Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri,
Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,
Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.

[RemO]

Zinda ho to sms bhejo,
Asman pe ho to barish bhejo,
Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,
Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo,
Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself

[RemO]

Things i know about u !

1. You are a special person with a wonderful heart

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Bus baki kal,
1 Din me ek hi joke !

[RemO]

Phone ek Mandhir,
Sms uska Bhagwan,
Sms bhejne wala Pujari,
Sms padhne wala Bhakt,
Padhkar sms na karne wala
Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.

[RemO]

Hi
Today is “WORLD SORRY SAYING DAY”
So If I have hurt you anytime, anywhere, or
Disturbed you, then I want to say just three words.
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“I WILL CONTINUE”
kARLO JO KARNA HAI…..

[RemO]

Mandir me jap karta hu,
Maszid me namaz padta hu,
Insan se bhagvan na ban jaau,
Isse liye saitan ko roz 1 sms karta hu.

[RemO]

A baby monkey asked its mom
Why couldn’t god make me beautiful?
Mum replied: be happy the way u r
At least u don’t look like the person reading this…

[RemO]

Kahi andhere to kahin sham hogi,
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch mag ke to dekh hamse,
Bijli, pani ke bill aur karz mein dubi,
Property tere naam hogi.

[RemO]

U have 3 second to pose for a photograph.

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Click !

Developing..
Plz wait…

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Wow! So cute.