Friends Teasing SMS Messages

[RemO]

I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

[RemO]

aziness is the worst enemy of humans….. – Jawaharlal Nehru.
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Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies…!!! – Mahatma Gandhi

Which one is best to follow?

[RemO]

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’

[RemO]

Near ones are not dear &
Dear ones are not near..
It is easy to remember the near ones
But very difficult to forget the dear ones.!!!

[RemO]

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

[RemO]

Give thousand chances to your enemy
To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
To become your enemy.

[RemO]

Every sunset give us one day less to live,
But every sunrise give us one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.

[RemO]

God saw you hungry, he created McDonald
He saw you thirsty, he created coke
He saw you in dark, he created Light
He saw you without a cute friend, he created ME!

[RemO]

Nobody will ever remember how u look,
How u speak, what u did,
But only thing they remember is,
How u made them feel.

[RemO]

Easy is to get a place is someone’s address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone’s heart

[RemO]

So sweet is ur Smile…
So Sweet is ur Style…
So Sweet is ur Voice…
So sweet is ur Eye…
C how Sweetly I LIE…

[RemO]

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

[RemO]

Good morning…Have U done two of the most important things when you wake up today?

1) Pray, so that U may live…
2) Take a bath-so that others may live too.

[RemO]

Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye,
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi sochiye,
Aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!

[RemO]

Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.