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~ Rodney Dangerfield Quotes ~
« on: September 01, 2015, 03:41:43 PM »
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes


An American comedian, and actor, known for the catchphrases "I don't get no respect" or "I get no respect, I tell ya" and his monologues on that theme.
Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian, and actor, known for the catchphrases "I don't get no respect" or "I get no respect, I tell ya" and his monologues on that theme. He is also famous for his 1980s film roles, notably in Easy Money, Caddyshack and Back To School.

Here are some famous quotes by Rodney Dangerfield.




What a dog I got his favorite bone is in my arm.
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2015, 03:42:14 PM »
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2015, 03:43:05 PM »
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2015, 03:43:54 PM »
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2015, 03:44:23 PM »
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2015, 03:44:47 PM »
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2015, 03:45:13 PM »
I just finished my first book. Pretty soon I'm gonna read another.
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2015, 03:45:53 PM »
I haven't spoken to my wife in years - I didn't want to interrupt her.
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2015, 03:46:19 PM »
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2015, 03:46:48 PM »
I feel sorry for short people you know. When it rains they're the last to know.
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2015, 03:47:14 PM »
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips yet she won't drink from my glass.
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2015, 03:47:41 PM »
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2015, 03:48:08 PM »
I'm at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2015, 03:48:34 PM »
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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Re: ~ Rodney Dangerfield Quotes ~
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2015, 03:48:58 PM »
I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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