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~ Richard J. Needham Quotes ~
« on: August 17, 2015, 05:26:14 PM »
Richard J. Needham Quotes


A Canadian humour columnist for The Globe and Mail.
Richard J. Needham (1912–1996) was a Canadian humour columnist for The Globe and Mail.

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Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2015, 05:26:49 PM »
God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.

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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2015, 05:27:16 PM »
People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2015, 05:27:43 PM »
People are like birds - from a distance beautiful: from close up those sharp beaks those beady little eyes.

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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2015, 05:28:10 PM »
Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters using the voters' own money.

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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2015, 05:28:33 PM »
When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department I'll tell him 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!'