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~ Phyllis Diller Quotes ~
« on: July 28, 2015, 09:36:49 PM »
Phyllis Diller Quotes


An American actress and comedienne.
Phyllis Diller (born Phyllis Ada Driver; July 17, 1917) is an American actress and comedienne. She created a stage persona of a wild-haired, eccentrically-dressed housewife who makes jokes about a husband named "Fang" while pretending to smoke from a long cigarette holder. Diller's trademark is her unusual laugh.

Here are some famous quotes by Phyllis Diller.




Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2015, 09:37:27 PM »
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2015, 09:38:09 PM »
I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2015, 09:38:57 PM »
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2015, 09:39:39 PM »
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2015, 09:40:19 PM »
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2015, 09:40:54 PM »
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2015, 09:41:26 PM »
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Re: ~ Phyllis Diller Quotes ~
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2015, 09:41:57 PM »
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2015, 09:42:25 PM »
In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.
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