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~ Peter de Vries Quotes ~
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Peter de Vries Quotes
An American editor and novelist known for his satiric wit.
Peter De Vries (February 27, 1910 - September 28, 1993) was an American editor and novelist known for his satiric wit. He has been described by the philosopher Daniel Dennett as "probably the funniest writer on religion ever" .
Here are some famous quotes by Peter de Vries.
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
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The rich aren't like us they pay less taxes.
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Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
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Gluttony is an emotional escape a sign something is eating us.
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
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We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
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If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist - I feel like countering with the word seriousist.
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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality but must live with a character.
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The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination but the combination is locked up in the safe.
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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
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Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
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