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~ P. G. Wodehouse Quotes ~
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P. G. Wodehouse Quotes


An English humorist, whose body of work includes novels, short stories, plays, poems, song lyrics, and numerous pieces of journalism.
Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse, KBE (15 October 1881 – 14 February 1975) was an English humorist, whose body of work includes novels, short stories, plays, poems, song lyrics, and numerous pieces of journalism. He enjoyed enormous popular success during a career of more than seventy years and his many writings continue to be widely read. Despite the political and social upheavals that occurred during his life, much of which was spent in France and the United States, Wodehouse's main canvas remained that of pre-war English upper-class society, reflecting his birth, education, and youthful writing career.

Here are some famous quotes by   P. G. Wodehouse.




The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.

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Re: ~ P. G. Wodehouse Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2015, 11:52:52 AM »
Why don't you get a haircut; you look like a chrysanthemum.

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Re: ~ P. G. Wodehouse Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2015, 11:53:21 AM »
He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'

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Re: ~ P. G. Wodehouse Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2015, 11:53:47 AM »
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

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Re: ~ P. G. Wodehouse Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2015, 11:54:11 AM »
As a rule from what I've observed the American Captain of Industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he has put the cat out and locked up the office for the night he just relapses into a state of coma from which he emerges only to start being a Captain of Industry again.