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~ Ogden Nash Quotes ~
« on: May 30, 2015, 09:15:23 PM »
Ogden Nash Quotes


An American poet well known for his light verse.
Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse. At the time of his death in 1971, the New York Times said his "droll verse with its unconventional rhymes made him the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry".

Here are some famous quotes by Ogden Nash.




Parsely is gharsley.
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Offline MysteRy

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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2015, 09:16:42 PM »
Purity is obscurity.
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2015, 09:17:43 PM »
If called by a panther Don't anther.
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2015, 09:20:08 PM »
In the world of mules there are no rules.
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2015, 09:21:07 PM »
Here's a good rule of thumb Too clever is dumb.
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2015, 09:22:02 PM »
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2015, 09:22:57 PM »
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2015, 09:23:57 PM »
Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2015, 09:24:56 PM »
You are only young once but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2015, 09:26:03 PM »
Progress might have been all right once but it's gone on too long.
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2015, 09:27:10 PM »
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2015, 09:28:14 PM »
One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2015, 09:29:21 PM »
Poets aren't very useful because they aren't consumeful or very produceful.
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2015, 09:30:58 PM »
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2015, 09:32:00 PM »
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin with a grin.
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