~ Melvin Helitzer Quotes ~

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Melvin Helitzer Quotes


A professor in the E.W. Scripps School of Journalism at Ohio University.
Melvin Helitzer was a professor in the E.W. Scripps School of Journalism at Ohio University where he taught sports publicity, promotion and public relations in the university's graduate school of recreation and sports sciences.

Here are some famous quotes by Melvin Helitzer.

When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral I said: 'Here's fifty. Bury five of them.'

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Enjoy how sweet how thoughtful how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

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One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.

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I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn't be here tonight so instead . .

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I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.