Author Topic: ~ Mark Twain Quotes ~ (Read 11085 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #120 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:17:17 PM »

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

MysteRy · « **Reply #121 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:18:08 PM »

It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

MysteRy · « **Reply #122 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:18:57 PM »

What a good thing Adam had - when he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

MysteRy · « **Reply #123 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:19:34 PM »

It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good - and less trouble.

MysteRy · « **Reply #124 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:20:07 PM »

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

MysteRy · « **Reply #125 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:20:48 PM »

One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

MysteRy · « **Reply #126 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:21:25 PM »

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

MysteRy · « **Reply #127 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:22:04 PM »

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have the man looked honest enough.

MysteRy · « **Reply #128 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:22:42 PM »

The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way.

MysteRy · « **Reply #129 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:23:22 PM »

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #130 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:24:11 PM »

Adam was the only man who when he said a good thing knew that nobody had said it before him.

MysteRy · « **Reply #131 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:24:56 PM »

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see I have friends in both places.

MysteRy · « **Reply #132 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:25:42 PM »

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie-I found that out.

MysteRy · « **Reply #133 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:26:21 PM »

Suppose you were an idiot... and suppose you were a member of Congress... but I repeat myself.

MysteRy · « **Reply #134 on:** April 13, 2015, 04:26:59 PM »

The problem is not that we have too many fools it's that the lightning isn't distributed right.

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