Author Topic: ~ Mark Twain Quotes ~ (Read 11085 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #105 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:55:55 AM »

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #106 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:56:29 AM »

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

MysteRy · « **Reply #107 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:57:13 AM »

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles but most of them never happened.

MysteRy · « **Reply #108 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:57:50 AM »

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

MysteRy · « **Reply #109 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:58:46 AM »

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

MysteRy · « **Reply #110 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:59:31 AM »

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

MysteRy · « **Reply #111 on:** April 12, 2015, 11:00:04 AM »

The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.

MysteRy · « **Reply #112 on:** April 12, 2015, 11:00:32 AM »

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would go in.

MysteRy · « **Reply #113 on:** April 12, 2015, 11:01:16 AM »

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it's time to pause and reflect.

MysteRy · « **Reply #114 on:** April 12, 2015, 11:01:47 AM »

In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

MysteRy · « **Reply #115 on:** April 12, 2015, 11:02:17 AM »

When we remember that we are all mad the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

MysteRy · « **Reply #116 on:** April 12, 2015, 11:02:50 AM »

Ideally a book would have no order to it and the reader would have to discover his own.

MysteRy · « **Reply #117 on:** April 12, 2015, 11:04:50 AM »

Lord save us all from ... a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

MysteRy · « **Reply #118 on:** April 12, 2015, 11:05:40 AM »

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

MysteRy · « **Reply #119 on:** April 12, 2015, 11:06:05 AM »

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going and then go with the drove.

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