Author Topic: ~ Mark Twain Quotes ~ (Read 11085 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #90 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:47:15 AM »

Under certain circumstances profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

MysteRy · « **Reply #91 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:47:42 AM »

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death.

MysteRy · « **Reply #92 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:48:10 AM »

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and then Success is sure.

MysteRy · « **Reply #93 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:48:41 AM »

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

MysteRy · « **Reply #94 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:49:14 AM »

I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.

MysteRy · « **Reply #95 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:49:44 AM »

I am opposed to millionaires but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

MysteRy · « **Reply #96 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:50:11 AM »

It's not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog.

MysteRy · « **Reply #97 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:50:55 AM »

That kind of so-called housekeeping where they have six Bibles and no cork-screw.

MysteRy · « **Reply #98 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:51:30 AM »

There are several good protections against temptation but the surest is cowardice.

MysteRy · « **Reply #99 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:52:05 AM »

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

MysteRy · « **Reply #100 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:53:00 AM »

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

MysteRy · « **Reply #101 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:53:32 AM »

When we remember we are all mad the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

MysteRy · « **Reply #102 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:54:02 AM »

Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.

MysteRy · « **Reply #103 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:54:35 AM »

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.

MysteRy · « **Reply #104 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:55:06 AM »

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it.

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