Author Topic: ~ Mark Twain Quotes ~ (Read 11082 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #75 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:39:26 AM »

Get your facts first and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.

MysteRy · « **Reply #76 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:39:56 AM »

When I was younger I could remember anything whether it happened or not.

MysteRy · « **Reply #77 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:40:23 AM »

Richard Wagner a musician who wrote music which is better than it sounds.

MysteRy · « **Reply #78 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:40:53 AM »

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

MysteRy · « **Reply #79 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:41:24 AM »

Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #80 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:42:00 AM »

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

MysteRy · « **Reply #81 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:42:30 AM »

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

MysteRy · « **Reply #82 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:42:58 AM »

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

MysteRy · « **Reply #83 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:43:27 AM »

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

MysteRy · « **Reply #84 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:43:58 AM »

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

MysteRy · « **Reply #85 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:44:29 AM »

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

MysteRy · « **Reply #86 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:45:01 AM »

When I was younger I could remember anything whether it had happened or not.

MysteRy · « **Reply #87 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:45:36 AM »

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

MysteRy · « **Reply #88 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:46:04 AM »

I didn't attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #89 on:** April 12, 2015, 10:46:46 AM »

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

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