Author Topic: ~ Mark Twain Quotes ~ (Read 10993 times)

MysteRy · « **Reply #30 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:16:24 PM »

Go to Heaven for the climate Hell for the company.

MysteRy · « **Reply #31 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:16:56 PM »

I do not like work even when someone else does it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #32 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:17:26 PM »

He liked to like people therefore people liked him.

MysteRy · « **Reply #33 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:17:55 PM »

Facts are stubborn but statistics are more pliable.

MysteRy · « **Reply #34 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:18:26 PM »

The Creator made Italy with designs by Michelangelo.

MysteRy · « **Reply #35 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:19:05 PM »

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

MysteRy · « **Reply #36 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:19:35 PM »

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

MysteRy · « **Reply #37 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:20:04 PM »

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

MysteRy · « **Reply #38 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:20:31 PM »

You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.

MysteRy · « **Reply #39 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:21:08 PM »

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #40 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:21:43 PM »

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

MysteRy · « **Reply #41 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:22:13 PM »

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

MysteRy · « **Reply #42 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:22:49 PM »

Put all thine eggs in one basket and - watch that basket.

MysteRy · « **Reply #43 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:23:21 PM »

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

MysteRy · « **Reply #44 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:23:55 PM »

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

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