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~ Mark Twain Quotes ~
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:54:18 PM »
Mark Twain Quotes


An American author and humorist.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist. He is noted for his novels Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885), called "the Great American Novel", and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876).

Here are some famous quotes by Mark Twain.




Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Re: ~ Mark Twain Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2015, 04:54:50 PM »
This poor little one-horse town.
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2015, 04:55:16 PM »
To be busy is man's only happiness.
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Re: ~ Mark Twain Quotes ~
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2015, 04:55:45 PM »
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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Re: ~ Mark Twain Quotes ~
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2015, 04:56:14 PM »
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2015, 04:56:42 PM »
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2015, 04:57:07 PM »
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
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Re: ~ Mark Twain Quotes ~
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2015, 04:57:34 PM »
Modesty died when false modesty was born.
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Re: ~ Mark Twain Quotes ~
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2015, 04:57:59 PM »
Go to bed early get up early-this is wise.
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« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2015, 04:58:31 PM »
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
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« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2015, 04:59:11 PM »
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2015, 05:06:21 PM »
Ethical man - a Christian holding four aces.
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2015, 05:06:53 PM »
Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2015, 05:07:21 PM »
I was born modest; not all over but in spots.
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2015, 05:07:46 PM »
Name the greatest of all inventors: Accident.
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