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Offline Global Angel

Insult SMS
« on: December 20, 2011, 11:26:16 PM »
Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww ... Thanks
 Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 11:47:44 PM by Global Angel »
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2011, 11:26:42 PM »
Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2011, 11:27:06 PM »
boy: how do i play the guitar????
 girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
 boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2011, 11:27:28 PM »
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2011, 11:27:48 PM »
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
 ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
 pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
 phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2011, 11:28:09 PM »
Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
 koi acha kam kia hota
 to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2011, 11:28:53 PM »
No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2011, 11:29:31 PM »
Where r u?
 U r u not replying?
 I m worried coz todays paper
 I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
 has been severely injured.
 So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2011, 11:29:52 PM »
God thought that since
 he couldn't b everywhere
 he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
 he couldn't be everywhere
 he made a mother-in-law.
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2011, 11:30:12 PM »
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
 Just a second, don't misunderstand.
 CUTE means:
 Creating
 Useless
 Troubles
 Everywhere..
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2011, 11:30:34 PM »
When somebody who is deeply
 in Love with you tells that
 You are
 cute, beautiful, & angelic,
 I agree. That's true,
 Believe me,
 I swear because love is definitely blind
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2011, 11:30:55 PM »
SomeOne..
 MiSSES U..
 NeeDS U..
 Worries About U
 Lonely Without U
 Guess Who?
 THE MONKEY IN
 ... THE ZOO ..
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2011, 11:31:19 PM »
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
 But I can't send you all of them,
 It will take a lot of time,
 So I'm sending you just 1 joke
 .
 .
 .
 "You are so beautiful
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2011, 11:31:39 PM »
Teacher : U failure !
 At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
 Student : Mind u, Sir,
 but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Offline Global Angel

Re: Insult SMS
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2011, 11:32:12 PM »
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
 Mouse
 BIRD
 Monkey
 and
 .
 .
 .
 ! U 2
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